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ADuckonQuak

I am a Pro Russian
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  • Sep 21
  • United States
  • Deviant for 11 years
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I am A duck. And a pro Russian. So bless you.

Favourite Visual Artist
DaVinci
Favourite Movies
The hangover
Favourite TV Shows
Bleach,Thundercats,American Dad, Family guy, The clevland show
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Slipknot,BVB,Five finger Death Punch, Shadows fall, Godsmack, Flyleaf
Favourite Books
Eragon,Eldest,Brisingr,Inheritance,The lost hero, The Son Of Netune,the mark of athena,Lockdown, Solitary, Death sentence,Fugitives,The hunger games,Catching fire, Mokingjay
Favourite Writers
Rick Riordan,Christopher Paolini,Suzanne Collins and Alexander Gordan Smith
Favourite Games
Skyrim, Assassins creed 2 brotherhood revelations and 3,CoD4, Mw2 and 3
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox 360
Tools of the Trade
Shotgun
Other Interests
Women
so its 12:15 and i survived the mayan apocolypse and im kinda dissapointed cause i was looking foward to some real Michael Bay shit ya no Splosians and shit
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Wus da night befo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood, everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good. We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck, dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our welfare checks. ... All of da family, was ly'in on the flo, my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some hoe. Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da law". I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see, I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me. But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat". dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats
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Poem thing

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer Fuck this poem Listen to Slayer
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